Mark Solveson
From Battle of the Bands to Summerfest! Jeff Lobel
From mullet sporting goth-hero to neurosurgeon
Jason Handal From designer shades to designer specs
Rochelle Kaye
She never lost those great curls!
Doug Stephenson No 'stache, no vuarnet's, no mullet!
Joe Seydewitz Joe looks different. Did he get glasses?
Who had better hair? Joe or Traci?
Reasons why Joes hair is better than Traci's (According to Joe)
• Wake-up and go
• Significant shampoo cost savings
• Can be styled with palm of hand
• Aerodynamic (3-4 seconds faster at everything)
• Looks better with side burns
• Doesnt attract drunk guys at bar time
• Doesnt get split-ends
• Dont need to listen to flighty stylist prattle-on about sex life or possible venereal disease during haircut visits
• Hat friendly
• Matches well with most outfits
• Absense of flammable foreign matter
Then vs Now (According to Traci) PROS OF HAVING HIGHLY FLAMMABLE CRUNCHY HAIR
• Makes good emergency kindling on camping trips
• Impermable to bugs, wind, rain, and snow
• Highly defined biceps from styling and shellac-ing
PROS OF HAVING SOFT BENDABLE HAIR
• My head can actually touch the pillow
• I don't have to get shirt on over my head before styling
• Bathroom has regained it's matte finish
PROS OF HAVING NO HAIR
• You can look as cute as Joey "Side-of-beef"
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